Not only does Soter love fast cars and fast women, he also loves fast food, fast internet connections and fast service at the bank. 

And danger?  Forget about it.  Soter laughs in the face of danger the way the maitre d’ at Le Cirque would laugh at you on the phone if you called on Friday to try and get a table for Saturday night at 8pm.

Soter, like so many other one-named celebrities (like Cher and Prince and Pele and Sting and Bono and Chingy and Maradona and Madonna and Superman and Nixon) has magical powers of hypnosis that make you helplessly compelled to watch his every move.

The only other Paul Soter on the planet happens to be the coach of the U.S. Men’s Olympic Fencing Team.  Another champion.  Coincidence? …Hardly.  I’ve never even checked any of the stats on the U.S. Men’s Olympic Fencing Team to see if they’ve won any gold medals, but I think it’s safe to assume that they have never lost a match during the entire tenure of genius parry-thrust specialist Paul Soter.  (the other Paul Soter)

Other famous Paul Soters in history include Egyptian ruler King Ptolemy Soter.  “Ptolemy” sounds a lot like “Paul,” although it sounds even more like “Lemme.”   But let Lemme get his own benevolent monarch namesake.  King Ptolemy is credited with the invention of such things as money, sex, humor and coolness.  Not too shabby.

What’s next for Soter?  That’s like saying “What’s next for the planet Mercury?”  Scientists could argue for years and not get anywhere.  Just hope that whatever it is, you will be lucky enough to be within range of its white-hot brilliance.