Dear People Who Look Like Monkeys and Smell Like Them Too,
It's Friday, which means your weekend is so close you can kiss it on the nose!
Lots to share. Let's get to it.
SHIRT #3: MEET THE CHAIRMAN
How's everyone feline this afternoon? To kick off the final week of our campaign, we're releasing our third and final LIMITED EDITION SHIRT, which we call CHAIRMAN MEOW:
(We're pretty damn proud of this one.)
You know how this works. Want to take this adorable little fella home with you? You've got one week before he's gone, so adopt him right meow.
BY POPULAR DEMAND
We've been reading all of your suggestions for additional perks. Today we're adding four of the most popular:
$20: HOODIE UPGRADE
$30: MEN OF SUPER TROOPERS CALENDAR
$35: PRINTED, BOUND SCRIPT
$300: GENUINE TROOPER HATS
OUR COMPLETE FILM COLLECTION
For legal reasons, we can't release an official "boxed set" of our movies… but we can sell copies of our movies, along with a box to keep them in.
So that's what we'll do: you can get ALL FIVE OF OUR MOVIES – Puddle Cruiser, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest and Slammin' Salmon – along with EXCLUSIVE EXTRAS we're putting together just for this collector's edition. You'll also get a handsome COLLECTOR'S BOX to keep them in… but it's not a boxed set.
(Did we mention that we look even more like ourselves in HD. Three of our movies are available on Blu-Ray (Super Troopers, Beerfest and Slammin' Salmon). To upgrade to our INCOMPLETE BLU-RAY COLLECTION just add $30 to your contribution.)
$100: DVD NOT-BOXED SET w/ Collector's Box
$400: DVD NOT-BOXED SET (Personalized)
OUR NEW PLAN FOR EVENTS
We've gotten a lot of requests to add Advance Screenings and Beerfest Tournaments in cities all over the world. And look, we want to do them all. But here's the deal:
We want to meet as many of you as we can.
We also don't want to end up losing money by renting out theaters and traveling to cities if only ten people get tickets. (We're looking at you, Boston! Where's the love?)
If we don't sell enough tickets to an event – to any event – we'll have to cancel it. We'll feel bad about it, but we promise: if an event is canceled, you will get a full refund.
Atlanta, Phoenix, Toronto: you asked for Advance Screenings and we added them. Now we're counting on you. Don't let us down!
ADVANCE SCREENINGS: ATLANTA, PHOENIX & TORONTO!
WORLD TOUR: EUROPE & AUSTRALIA
With just a week left, we're adding International Screenings and Beerfest Tournaments for next year in two international locations: LONDON and SYDNEY.
Can we sell out these events in our final week? We don't know. (If we don't sell enough tickets, we'll have to cancel them and give you refunds, and you'll never learn how badly Team USA would have crushed you at Beerfest.)
But we know that we can't do it without your help, so if you want us to bring Super Troopers 2 or a Beerfest Tournament to your fine cities, we need your help. Spread the word. Tell your friends. Make them tell their friends. And do it fast or we'll never make it off the runway.
- INTERNATIONAL SCREENING
- BEERFEST: EUROPE
- INTERNATIONAL SCREENING
- BEERFEST: AUSTRALIA
WE'RE PLAYING BALL TONIGHT!
One last thing.
Anyone going to see the Dodgers tonight? We are! (Actually, we're throwing out the first pitch. #humblebrag) Come say hey if you see us. Or try checking our Twitter around 7PM. We might be messing around with Periscope.
Friday, suckers: get busy.
Still Loving You,
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- Write whatever you want – or use the message below, you lazy f**ks.
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