Tell us what to put in your

You've been super patient, and now that we're headed back to set, we need to know what you'd like us to say in your PERSONALIZED VOICEMAIL MESSAGE.

We don't have a lot of shame, but we do have a few RULES AND GUIDELINES to save us all some time and trouble.

  • It should be something we can record within 30 seconds.
  • If you include a name, tell us how to pronounce it. Words that rhyme are helpful.
  • You can share your voicemail message online, but it's for personal use only.
  • We can't record promotional messages for your brand, company or candidate. Sorry, peeps.
  • If you ask us to say something we're not comfortable with, we'll let you know.
  • If you don't know what you want in your voicemail, just say "Surprise me", and tell us something about you that we can work with.

You've missed the deadline we announced, so we can no longer guarantee we'll be able to shoot your video. But, we can still try if you fill out the form below right the f**k meow.

If we don't hear back from you ASAP, we can't guarantee you'll ever get your voicemail. It sucks, but we're not magicians, here.

Got questions? Feel free to email us and ask.

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